Category: Joke Board
The Deaf Bookkeeper
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>
> A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten
> million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an
> occupational
> benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed
> that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have
> to
> testify about in court.
>
> When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10
> million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
>
> The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you
> embezzled from me?"
>
> The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10
> million
> dollar is hidden.
>
> The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
>
> The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
> talking about."
>
> That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
> bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
>
> The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you
> don't
> tell him!"
>
> The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
> briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
>
> The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
>
> The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
> trigger.
>
> Don't ya just love lawyers?
lol.